Greatest. Energy. Drink. Evar!

I have a strong suspicion that this weekend will be sponsored in part by Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink.

I happened to be involved in intense mortal combat and an extreme situation requiring ultimate energy last weekend during the all-day tailgate bender and something just didn't feel right. I clearly was missing this.

Features:
* 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
* Designed for intense mortal combat or any extreme situation requiring ultimate energy
* Can has Steven Seagal’s face on it (who could ask for more!?!)

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