Inconceivably Stupid: C&D Letter to The Onion

The President has sent a cease and desist order to The Onion.

"It is inconceivable that anyone would think that, by using the seal, The Onion intends to 'convey... sponsorship or approval' by the president," wrote Rochelle H. Klaskin, the paper's lawyer, who went on to note that a headline in the current issue made the point: "Bush to Appoint Someone to Be in Charge of Country."

Let's be serious. With this White House is it really that inconceivable?

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