Friday, September 01, 2006

Things I'd Like Hansel to Weigh In On

Deadspin has been all over the Matt Leinart's baby's moma and today sheds some light on a potential reason why Leinart was banging a basketball player instead of a cheerleader or washed up reality star while at USC.

I'll enlighten: Women's college basketball players are historically the trampiest athletes out there. Most of these gals were considered too freakish (and intimdating) in high school to garner any normal attention. But once they attend college, they make up for all of those humiliating days in junior wearing their older brother's track shoes by engaging in as much humping as possible once they hit campus. Think about it. Think about your school. Think about the hottest female basketball player on your team (who probably wasn't that hot, comparatively) and think about how she always seemed to be involved in the most tawdry sexual rumors circulating throughout campus. Even at La Salle University, I remember our best female college player, who was quite homely looking, had the nickname "Choo-Choo" due to how many times she rode Lionel "L-Train" Simmons in the locker room (in front of other players, apparently) during her freshman year.


I'd definitely like to hear Hansel's opinion on this issue.

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