Coffee: Magical Liquid?

There are two things about coffee that amazes me. One I can explain and the other that to this day baffles me.

1) Coffee that is secreted through the bottom of a styrofoam cup after sitting on a surface for a while. This one I am pretty sure about.

2) How in the F can coffee jump out of the damn slit in the lid and make "magic bullet" like movements to spill on me in weird places right in front of me as I watch?

Big things going down in the Sofa Kingdom. More soon.

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