Quickies - The "If Chuck Norris were Batman, the only thing he wouldn’t have on his utility belt would be mercy." Edition

Chuck Norris responded to the "Random Facts About" meme that happened to include him. Check out the Vin Diesel and Mr. T facts. They are quite enlightening. (via waxy)

Get your booze on.

If you're a fan of the Cleveland Steamer then check out the Phat Phree where they've taken the time to enumerate some of Ohio's less-known dysfunctional sex acts. (thanks tim)

Nice homage to Paris Hilton's dead and discarded purse dog Tinkerbell. (via boingboing)

Colin Farell's sex tape has surfaced.

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