Always a good idea to bump attendance

The Chinese seem to have figured out a sure fire way to increase attendance at funerals. As always the government, in this specific case the very definition of the "fun police", has deemed this inappropriate.

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Bears: Start Practicing

Bear down, Chicago Bears, make every play clear the way to victory;
Bear down, Chicago Bears, put up a fight with a might so fearlessly.
We'll never forget the way you thrilled the nation with your T-formation.
Bear down, Chicago Bears, and let them know why you're wearing the crown.
You're the pride and joy of Illinois, Chicago Bears, bear down.

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Coffee: Magical Liquid?

There are two things about coffee that amazes me. One I can explain and the other that to this day baffles me.

1) Coffee that is secreted through the bottom of a styrofoam cup after sitting on a surface for a while. This one I am pretty sure about.

2) How in the F can coffee jump out of the damn slit in the lid and make "magic bullet" like movements to spill on me in weird places right in front of me as I watch?

Big things going down in the Sofa Kingdom. More soon.

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