Quickies: The "I am sooo not ready for football saturdays" Edition

Nice win for the Hawkeyes this past weekend. They've bumped up a slot or two in the polls and should steamroll the Orangemen this weekend. But they haven't exactly been TCOB in September road games the past couple years.

Chuckles has an article on James Bond in Esquire this month.

Wolf Parade show from a 8/29 [torrent]

Impossible Germany which is expected to be on Wilco's next album is my new favorite song.

Tiger Woods 07 has different features and courses for the XBox 360 and PS2 and obviously the better features and more desirable courses are for the next gen console. So basically that is it, I give in. I am getting an Xbox 360.

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Things I'd Like Hansel to Weigh In On

Deadspin has been all over the Matt Leinart's baby's moma and today sheds some light on a potential reason why Leinart was banging a basketball player instead of a cheerleader or washed up reality star while at USC.

I'll enlighten: Women's college basketball players are historically the trampiest athletes out there. Most of these gals were considered too freakish (and intimdating) in high school to garner any normal attention. But once they attend college, they make up for all of those humiliating days in junior wearing their older brother's track shoes by engaging in as much humping as possible once they hit campus. Think about it. Think about your school. Think about the hottest female basketball player on your team (who probably wasn't that hot, comparatively) and think about how she always seemed to be involved in the most tawdry sexual rumors circulating throughout campus. Even at La Salle University, I remember our best female college player, who was quite homely looking, had the nickname "Choo-Choo" due to how many times she rode Lionel "L-Train" Simmons in the locker room (in front of other players, apparently) during her freshman year.

I'd definitely like to hear Hansel's opinion on this issue.

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Cubs: Two Unsurprising Things

1) According to SI columnist Jon Heyman Aramis is looking to leave the Cubs after this year.

Aramis Ramirez is telling friends that he plans to exercise an option to opt out of his contract with the Cubs, which would allow him to join Alfonso Soriano and Carlos Lee as the top positional free agents this winter. Ramirez, who has 31 home runs, 89 RBIs and a .287 batting average, is also telling people he'd love to go to New York, although for now the Yankees are saying there is no consideration being given to trading Alex Rodriguez, who's in a much-analyzed, inexplicable funk.

Wherever Ramirez goes, he should be able to top the $11 million annually he is slated to make. He's having a big finish, and it would make little sense not to capitalize on that even if it means he stays with the Cubs at an increased salary. The Astros, Rangers, Angels, Dodgers, Red Sox and Tigers could be among favored players for Ramirez. But, of course, the Cubs won't let him leave easily.

2) According to Paul Sullivan the Cubs believe Aramis is going to stay and not opt out of his contract.

So let's add this to the list of things the Cubs believe is going to happen but no one else that has an even casual interest in the Cubs believe is going to happen.

The only question is do I slot that in list? Above "Wade Miller, Kerry Wood and Mark Prior are going to be ready to go early enough in the season that we don't need to add more arms in the off season" or below "overpaying Neifi Perez and Glendon Rusch with multiyear, multimillion dollar contracts because they are key components to the team's playoff chances"?

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